Jennifer Morris, digital video & media person in West Yorkshire, UK.

November 23rd
20:20 GMT
Sis + dog at Trig Point, Baildon

Sis + dog at Trig Point, Baildon

October 23rd
13:39 GMT
My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

January 6th
20:01 GMT
My sister just realised that the Patrick Moberg print I’ve had hanging in my room for 1year+ spells out “L-O-V-E.” Good luck with your exams this summer Ellie!

My sister just realised that the Patrick Moberg print I’ve had hanging in my room for 1year+ spells out “L-O-V-E.” Good luck with your exams this summer Ellie!

September 2nd
17:37 GMT
Eddie and Ellie, my bro & sis, in an Irish bar in Spain. We left Abaco for cheap Guinness and Mailbu

Eddie and Ellie, my bro & sis, in an Irish bar in Spain. We left Abaco for cheap Guinness and Mailbu

July 1st
17:41 GMT
I’m probably not making my sister’s coach trip go any faster.

I’m probably not making my sister’s coach trip go any faster.

April 30th
10:05 GMT
My sister only just got an iPhone and discovered Ping so now she can annoy me 24/7 for free.

My sister only just got an iPhone and discovered Ping so now she can annoy me 24/7 for free.

March 31st
15:30 GMT
Lunch with Kate & Ellie

Lunch with Kate & Ellie

January 18th
01:10 GMT
I wrote before about the beautiful story of my cousin’s babies’ birth.. two sisters, two babies!
Today they got Christened at St. Winefrede’s Church. Catholic things can get boring but the priest was concise! Yeah!
I got good face time with both babies and every time we do this I love my family even more.
Ellie is my sister. This is her hand and the hand of baby Tobias. So…

I wrote before about the beautiful story of my cousin’s babies’ birth.. two sisters, two babies!

Today they got Christened at St. Winefrede’s Church. Catholic things can get boring but the priest was concise! Yeah!

I got good face time with both babies and every time we do this I love my family even more.

Ellie is my sister. This is her hand and the hand of baby Tobias. So…

October 22nd
22:51 GMT
NEW BABIES!!!
Katie and Lucy are my cousins who also happen to be sisters and just had babies within two days of each other. On the left is Katie’s second child George Thomas and on the right is my sister holding Lucy’s first baby Tobias Ryan.
Their due dates were kind of far apart, weeks maybe, and Katie went into labour around her due date at the weekend. She gave birth to George with all the family waiting and later that day at the hospital Lucy was all like “I think my waters may have broken,” so my Auntie Kath took her down to get checked out. They ended up in the same ward in beds next to each other. The nurses were surprised to see them with the adjoining curtain open at all times until they learned they were sisters and they broke the rules by putting the two babies in the cot together for a photo.
I’ve forgotten to mention their husbands Mark and Cory who have also had a real ride the last week or so. We visited them all tonight and Kate & Lu looked great but they looked absolutely knackered! I think there were a couple of “unsmooth” things during both of their births (not complications really, just not straightforward) but everybody is happy and healthy and I really forgot how teeny tiny newborn babies are until I “held” them both tonight.
Holding newborn babies is like just holding out your arms and someone putting something on them, and even though it feels like holding air it’s also like holding something crazy precious and because you can barely feel that you’re touching them you panic a little. I do, anyway.
Also: I’m a nervous baby-passer.

NEW BABIES!!!

Katie and Lucy are my cousins who also happen to be sisters and just had babies within two days of each other. On the left is Katie’s second child George Thomas and on the right is my sister holding Lucy’s first baby Tobias Ryan.

Their due dates were kind of far apart, weeks maybe, and Katie went into labour around her due date at the weekend. She gave birth to George with all the family waiting and later that day at the hospital Lucy was all like “I think my waters may have broken,” so my Auntie Kath took her down to get checked out. They ended up in the same ward in beds next to each other. The nurses were surprised to see them with the adjoining curtain open at all times until they learned they were sisters and they broke the rules by putting the two babies in the cot together for a photo.

I’ve forgotten to mention their husbands Mark and Cory who have also had a real ride the last week or so. We visited them all tonight and Kate & Lu looked great but they looked absolutely knackered! I think there were a couple of “unsmooth” things during both of their births (not complications really, just not straightforward) but everybody is happy and healthy and I really forgot how teeny tiny newborn babies are until I “held” them both tonight.

Holding newborn babies is like just holding out your arms and someone putting something on them, and even though it feels like holding air it’s also like holding something crazy precious and because you can barely feel that you’re touching them you panic a little. I do, anyway.

Also: I’m a nervous baby-passer.

October 21st
21:51 GMT

My little sister always brings the lulz

  • James: Whoa! 130 friends online. Do you actually know all of them?
  • Ellie: About 2. The rest are pedophiles.
August 2nd
17:50 GMT

just facebook chatting with my sister

  • Ellie: timmy
  • Jennifer: chut up
  • Ellie: timmy
  • timmy
  • Jennifer: chut up
  • chut up
  • chut up
  • Ellie: no
  • no
  • no
  • no
  • no
  • timmy
  • timmy
  • timmy
  • foot and mouth
  • Jennifer: swine flu
May 24th
12:40 GMT
Enjoying the sun with Ellie. Trampolines are great for sunbathing on.

Enjoying the sun with Ellie. Trampolines are great for sunbathing on.

February 22nd
00:18 GMT

SRSLY

Earlier tonight, I went with my parents and siblings to my aunt and uncle’s house for dinner. They’ve been on vacation so we were all catching up, particularly about my sister Ellie’s turbulent 14th birthday party, after which she had my parents stand outside a restaurant for 40 minutes waiting for her friends’ parents to show up as the girls ran back and forth in illuminous tutus. She has one friend who is exuberant to the point of troublemaking. She has never been a problem when she has stayed with us, in fact she previously has been quite quiet, but at school she is one step away from expulsion and has been made to attend anger management classes every Monday afternoon. But she my sister’s friend, so you know. Ellie’s not a dumb-ass so she must be all right. So tonight, my parents were relaying the story, especially the part about when this friend’s mother proclaimed them “angels” for having her over, when Ellie offered me a sidebar: “Her mum banned her from the internet, you know, because someone sent her a rude link on MSN…” I stopped her from going any further. We were about to have dinner and the best Indian you’ll ever eat was on its way. So it was when we had all finally tucked into our bhuna/jalfrezi/balti when Ellie piped up about this again. Everybody had overheard her tell me about the internet ban. “Do you know what it was that she clicked on and couldn’t close? It’s GROSS!” “2 Girls 1 Cup?” I sneer into my food. A Joke. “YEAH!” Next 10 minutes spent telling everybody what that is. Next hour spent telling everybody there’s no way she saw that. Next 4 hours spent telling 14 year old sister she won’t find it on the internet and more importantly she does not want to. Next ever worrying about my little sister growing up.