Jennifer Morris, digital video & media person in West Yorkshire, UK.

January 10th
23:21 GMT

Sugababes 1.0 // Run For Cover (Live on BBC Radio 1)

I love pop music, really love it, really really love British pop music and our nation’s ability to have its own superstars.

The big news this morning on my Twitter feed was the Popjustice story that Sugababes are reforming. “Eh?” you might think, “they are still a band. That Scouser one is going in Dancing On Ice.” Alas, you need informing on the history of the only contemporary girl group from these parts anywhere near comparable in coolness to All Saints.

I can’t get the “Read More” to work.

Mutya, Keisha and Siobhan were Sugababes 1.0. They sort of formed in the playground at 11, got signed at 13, co-wrote an insanely good pop album, became mildly successful at about 16, released this as their 3rd(?) single, were LITERALLY NEVER PICTURED SMILING, went away for a bit, one of them left (Siobhan), she did a solo career that had some actual good singles but then she fell off the face of the planet, then the Scouser one (Heidi) joined the other two to become Sugababes 2.0, they started to smile, they became extremely successful and very very good with songs like this and this, they did two albums like this, one of them left (Mutya), she went on to still be semi-famous and won all written copyright to the name of Sugababes, then they were pretty shit as some randomer joined leaving Keisha the only remaining original member. Then they were so shit that she left and someone else replaced her and now Sugababes still exist, are still in the charts and the rags but as a version 4.0 (?) and frankly quite an utter shit heap.

Still with me? Cool.

Back in my teen days, my then-BFF Lucy Cope won a radio contest to meet Sugababes 2.0 before their show in York. The team from Galaxy 105 got lost on the way to her house and we were too late to meet them but watched the show from the photog’s pit. I was hooked. Having previously preferred 1.0, I switched immediately to 2.0 as the songs were better, the harmonies are still the tightest I’ve ever heard live (better than Fleet Foxes -shock! horror!) and I wondered if they would have progressed the same if Siobhan had stayed. The promise from her own material suggested they could have been even better by this stage but that’s neither here nor there. They weren’t getting on and easily could have fizzled a la All Saints. Nothing really lasts forever.

This era of pop, in terms of groups at least, can only really be called the Age of Reformation. Since Take That had enormous success reforming, we’ve seen US counterparts do the same (BSB & NKotB por ejemplo), Boyzone did it and All Saints themselves had a very disappointing crack as well. S Club 7 are still floating around somewhere, even if they are technically S Club 4 or 5 now, and Steps are back together performing their old hits. (Don’t get this one - who wants to see an old version of them doing the same stuff?) But there’s something exciting about the fact that the original three are recording again; something that makes it seem completely different to the other comebacks and reformed groups. OK, be prepared for an absolute cliché: there’s something very organic about the three of them being in the studio again with the same producers as the first time around (and the second time around). It’s like they’re back to how it’s supposed to be, what Sugababes are really about, like the freshness and honesty in their silky smooth pop will once again become roughed up a bit by the seemingly inherent integrity in serious artists from North London. No-one was really like them, still aren’t, and X Factor’s attempt at producing something similar in Little Mix may work but let’s not forget that during the show, they weren’t really compared to Sugababes (I think Louis may have said it) despite their similaraties. We’re so desperate to produce an “urban” (ugh), “real” (eeeuuurgh) girl group that we’ve forgotten Sugababes ever were one. Way to go, music industry.

Sheesh, I’m good at babbling, aren’t I? The point is, 1.0 will only ever be the real Sugababes. It’s different to saying that The Beatles with Pete Best was the real Beatles or that groups can never change members (the last Destiny’s Child is the real Destiny’s Child). Sugababes were technically manufactured but their whole inception was based around the three girls, not any three girls, three - ahem - artists. So my misguided teenage loyalty shift has now been rectified and I can’t wait to hear what they’re putting out and how much they are going to completely crush the current Sugababes. It’s like they will be new artists again, emerging from the murky depths of girl pop into a new light like Little Boots did in 2009 (and her new material is wicked), like Alexis Krauss and Bethany Cosentino and whoever you like. They’re all still very pop but somehow more credible, something that 1.0 never got enough credit for. They never got credit for being credible. 

They should definitely be called One Touch now.

Edit: Mutya’s denied the reports :(

December 14th
15:00 GMT
Via
douglashaddow:

Black Mirror episode 2.
Charlie Brooker, putting out the best Ballardian television program since Ballard was programming television. 

This episode was like a cross between Dollhouse, The Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions, X Factor and playing on the Wii, still somehow managing to be less bizarre than the first one. Co-written by Brooker’s wifey, ex-Xtra Factor host Konnie Huq, its slant on our desire for constant distraction and obsession with building people up to knock them down is perhaps less surprising considering Huq’s less than ceremonious axing from her first stab at said show. Described as “Cowell meets Orwell”, 15 Million Merits was a little predictable but visually very well done and had pretty great performances from Daniel Kaluuya off of Skins and Jessica Brown Findlay off of Downton Abbey. Rupert Everett overdoes it a bit in his Cowellesque role but that’s neither here nor there.
The third episode (airing Sunday) comes from Peep Show’s Jesse Armstrong and imagines what life would be like if you could Sky+ (TiVo) your life. Black Mirror is a bit of a heady mix of horror, comedy and sci-fi and has freaked me out like nothing else in recent memory. A lot of the themes are pretty obvious and delivered quite crudely in typical Brooker style but they’re relevant and I’d much rather watch a decent TV programme than read another stupid article about the digital age. Do recommend, you must watch it.
Also, can I just point out how bloody brilliant Channel 4 is? They’ve knocked out this, Top Boy (was going to do a post on this but forgot. Watch it!) and This Is England ‘88 started last night. That’s the three best mini-series I’ve seen for ages and they were on in the last couple of months. Bravo, Channel 4!

douglashaddow:

Black Mirror episode 2.

Charlie Brooker, putting out the best Ballardian television program since Ballard was programming television.

This episode was like a cross between Dollhouse, The Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions, X Factor and playing on the Wii, still somehow managing to be less bizarre than the first one. Co-written by Brooker’s wifey, ex-Xtra Factor host Konnie Huq, its slant on our desire for constant distraction and obsession with building people up to knock them down is perhaps less surprising considering Huq’s less than ceremonious axing from her first stab at said show. Described as “Cowell meets Orwell”, 15 Million Merits was a little predictable but visually very well done and had pretty great performances from Daniel Kaluuya off of Skins and Jessica Brown Findlay off of Downton Abbey. Rupert Everett overdoes it a bit in his Cowellesque role but that’s neither here nor there.

The third episode (airing Sunday) comes from Peep Show’s Jesse Armstrong and imagines what life would be like if you could Sky+ (TiVo) your life. Black Mirror is a bit of a heady mix of horror, comedy and sci-fi and has freaked me out like nothing else in recent memory. A lot of the themes are pretty obvious and delivered quite crudely in typical Brooker style but they’re relevant and I’d much rather watch a decent TV programme than read another stupid article about the digital age. Do recommend, you must watch it.

Also, can I just point out how bloody brilliant Channel 4 is? They’ve knocked out this, Top Boy (was going to do a post on this but forgot. Watch it!) and This Is England ‘88 started last night. That’s the three best mini-series I’ve seen for ages and they were on in the last couple of months. Bravo, Channel 4!

December 10th
18:20 GMT

Is Kelly Rowland even a thing anymore in America?

She was in Destiny’s Child for crying out loud. I feel like she’s making shit dance music because of her moderate post-Guetta success in our pop charts. I get she has to differentiate herself from Beyonce but a lovely soulful voice in electronic autotune music is a right waste. I don’t know about her on X Factor, I think I started to like her because I like Sophie but originally I was Team Tulisa. Now Kelly wants Soph on her record but that would be the worst thing ever because Kelly’s music is so disappointing.

Could do better/see me.

(Don’t worry, XF is over tomorrow so that will be the end of that.)

October 23rd
13:39 GMT
My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

October 8th
14:09 GMT
Via
"Sheeran’s music is like a combination of every friend-of-a-friend’s band whose pub gig you have ever witnessed, and while most of us learn, during our 20s, how to sidestep these social disasters it is less easy to avoid when wedged quite so far up Radio 1’s A-list. And it is no wonder the nation’s favourite was quite so keen to embrace Sheeran: he combines the station’s twin obsessions of authenticity (acoustic guitars!) with cool (he sometimes sort of half-raps and collaborates with urban people!)."
—  

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/oct/08/adele-new-boring-ed-sheeran

Much to enjoy in Peter Robinson’s piece, especially as he’s riled the comments box something rotten. It’s the X-Factor live finals starting tonight: I will be doing blog round-ups as per last year, but I am looking forward to it a lot less - if last year’s often ridiculous and exaggerated line-up was a post-Gaga reality pop show, this year’s may well end up grimly post-Adele.

(via tomewing)

Awesome read. Much looking forward to Tom’s X Factor round-ups!

October 6th
13:59 GMT
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

He won t go

Sophie Habibis // He Won’t Go (Adele cover)

“That is a bad chick!” — Kelly Rowland

October 4th
16:51 GMT

things in a bullet point list

  • I’m dissatisfied with work for perhaps the first time. Thinking about doing the reverse of everyone else and looking for something permanent with a digital agency or similar
  • Fresh Meat is a not-bad new Britcom. Not a fan of Inbetweeners but Joe Thomas is bearable unlike his new co-star, the despicable Jack Whitehall
  • I’m watching The Wire for definitely the first time. I hope it gets better otherwise you are all idiots*
  • I’ve been asked to be the chair of Bradford Film Network which is nice
  • Why isn’t peanut butter ice-cream a more common and wildly popular thing?
  • Someone wrote “Friday :D” on Facebook and I thought TFI Friday until seconds later I realized it’s Tuesday WHAT THE FUCK
  • I can’t stop thinking about Sophie Habibis and how it crushes me that she isn’t the most popular X Factor contestant even though what I really want for her is to drop out, learn guitar and put out music similar to Cat Power or Amy Winehouse. I love X Factor but I’ve never even listened to any of the artists after the competition**. I love Sophie!

*I may be grouchy re: bullet point 1.

** A little bit of a lie: heard some on radio, mum played Leona Lewis in the car once

September 26th
14:29 GMT
Via
Trying hard not to make this a Tulisa fan blog but not really that hard

Trying hard not to make this a Tulisa fan blog but not really that hard

00:44 GMT

Tulisa: My Mum and Me

Been interested to watch this documentary since Tulisa Contostavlos cried at that Irish lady on X Factor and also because I now think she’s sort of awesome (never really into N-Dubz unless it’s listening to hilarious Radio1 interviews with them). Unfortunately, the BBC took it off iPlayer but then I discovered the director popped it on Vimeo. Yay Vimeo! So I just watched the whole thing right here on my phone, didn’t even get out of bed or anything.

It’s good, thoughtful, pretty sad. She is awesome.

November 7th
22:46 GMT

X Factor’s Katie Waissel // Please Don’t Give Up On Me

Extremely controversial X Factor tonight as consistent belter-outer Treyc Cohen got the boot as judges favoured Waissel with Cheryl Cole refusing to vote in the results show. Waissel was booed most of the night and halfway through her survival song may have made the entire series by saying: “You know what? Sod it!” before sitting cross-legged on the ground like a rebellious toddler in a supermarket and transparently begging throughout the rest of the song. This behaviour is typical of the “drama queen” and pretty much what splits the audience; half despising the superficial wannabe and the rest kind of liking not looking at someone that looks like they work in Tesco (sorry, Mary Byrne). Her voice is OK most of the time (not when trying to be Gwen Stefani) and none of these contestants are not annoying. Except Treyc, who wasn’t much of anything.

SIDE NOTES:

  1. Ironically, Treyc COHEN was knocked out of the competition by Waissel who opted to sing “Please Don’t Give Up On Me” which was famously (in my mind) sung by Sandy COHEN in The O.C. That was good, wasn’t it?
  2. Previous X Factor winner Shayne Ward performed his new song tonight and I found myself wondering how I knew some of the lyrics. Turns out, it’s a NICKELBACK COVER. I don’t know which part I’m most embarrassed about.


October 12th
23:02 GMT

WHAT CHERYL WORE

Also, forgot to post my new (usually) Sunday night segment*

Saturday: Black Daniel Vosovic and too much fake tan

Sunday: Lace Zuhair Murad

*In no way only made up as an excuse to picspam photos of Cheryl

22:40 GMT

Harry Hill’s TV Burp // Cheryl Cole: Whenever You’re Ready

Spot on Harry Hill!

Oh, Cheryl. If I could marry a voice, it would be yours, pet.

December 14th
00:46 GMT

just being miley

Right, let’s state this off the bat - I bloody love X Factor. If you hate it, or think less of me because of this, please read no further.

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